"MaRsAttAckZ" knows the perfect job for a Last Son of Krypton. Let's hope he comes off his high horse:
"Mein Eyes!" has a better idea about what Superman should do with his time:
"plastickiwi" is our weekly loser for using a lens flare. He wins in every other category, though.
It's going to be a hot time everywhere if "elister" gets his way:
Sure he can fly and stuff, but he can't stop yellow cars! "glasyalabolas" probably didn't think of that, and now children are going to die.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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