"El Pollo Diablo" isn't fit to lick slime off a rock:
"Sophisto" got confused and thought this was some kind of celebrity mating exercise. For the recrod, here is the offspring of Richard Simmons and Steve Guttenberg:
"DimpledChad" has a thing for weak, scrawny cavewomen:
"Slugworth" harkens back to a golden age where women served to test the fortitude of our finest clubs:
Chalk up another awesome win for "SirRobin":
"gamblor" would be better off leaving all these closet doors shut:
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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