One day, on the Something Awful forums, forum poster joke_explainer shared an intriguing image he'd found on a popular online shopping website - one of a stoic man trapped in a mylar blanket. In his own words: "I just really liked this picture, and how it appears to be looking at the giant hand. 'a.. another? how many mylar blankets must I wrap myself in before your obsession with turning me into a silver pyramid is sated, giant hand??'" He wasn't the only one to find something appealing about the image - I count at least five pages worth of these freaks!
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
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