Forum chump "SydBarrett" offers up this thrilling tale of romance, featuring the King of the Underworld and a secretary with an ill-advised translucent skirt:

Lice! Chicken pox! Possibly crabs or deer ticks! "Arsidubu" presents:

"AxeManiac's" gripping fable proves there's no "breast" for the wicked! Hah?

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