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My wife wants a covered porch on the front of our house so she can presumably sit under it and bang the UPS guy while I'm golfing. Below you will find an image of my hillbilly cabin. Please design a porch for it, minding that from the front door, the left extends just over 6 feet, while the right extends only 1.5 feet. The garage extends like, 80 feet, I don't know just figure it out.

I realize covering the windows will likely make my living room dark as hell, and the front of the house being what it is further suggests this might be a terrible idea... but there are no rules, fuck humanity. Make the best porch ever designed or come out here and fight me.

Bloody Hedgehog

Trex is now offering the UBER-DECK.

Once the deck is installed, do not question the deck. Do not show your teeth around the deck. Do not look the deck directly in its joists. If the deck challenges you, do not run, simply be still and stare at the ground.

Angela Christine

This is really good, but did he say he wants a screened in covered porch. Can you put a roof in it?

Bloody Hedgehog

Pick up a few supplies at your local Home Depot, and any DIY'er can add a simple awning to their UBER-DECK.


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