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A Documentary About Voting Rights You'll Mean To Try, Then Watch Bob's Burgers Instead
Buckle Up For A Megaton Fuckload Of Major Dad Reruns
Fourteen Stand-Up Specials Somehow Involving Shaquille O'Neal
SeaQuest DSV (Sorry)
Wilfred? Sure, Why Not
Tyler Perry Presents: It's Bad
Oscar Winning Old People Having Sex: The Movie
Eleven Things Where The Thumbnail Is A Girl Taking A Selfie
Something With A Sexy Lady On The Cover, But It's About Human Trafficking, You Creep
Is Tonight The Night You Watch Jiro Dreams Of Sushi? Huh? Is It? Fuck It, Let's Watch Scrubs
Thanks to Palpek for the Photoshops!
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
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