scarymonkey is king for a day. King of Whoppers, that is.
I must say I'm disappointed with spoof's taste in hats.
Alphasnail is named after the potato that won World War I.
Alex007 is fanciful, like the ribbons I wrap my victims in.
scarymonkey manages to make a balloon hat look even more scary than usual.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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