Right now America is in the grips of CAMPAIGN FEVER. A DREADFUL WOMAN is battling a BLACK MAN for the right to battle a MORMON or a SENILE P.O.W. or a DERANGED EVANGELICAL YOKEL for control of America. We're pretty screwed over here. But, the whole process is delightfully entertaining and frustrating, so what's not to love? All that in mind, I asked the Something Awful Forum Goons to show us some more interesting candidates. Let's face it, even with the added variety of a lady and a black gentleman, things are still pretty boring. Here is what they came up with!
Some people play with dolls, dot_matrix plays with Photoshops.
IZO is not going to let a predestination paradox hinder his campaign.
GeneralChack is all that stands between you and CERTAIN DOOM.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!