This is it. The entire history of the medium has led to this moment, to this specific feature. We are about to embark upon a review of all video games. This critique is so conceptually massive that my patented One Sentence Reviews format cannot contain it. It is so massive, in fact, that I needed two sentences. Please enjoy our comprehensive review of every video game ever made. Allow yourself to be intellectually challenged by it. Share it. Discuss it. Then check back next Wednesday for a bonus full-length installment of Video Game Article.
I enjoy acquiring assorted coins and treasures but take no pleasure in dying at the hands of my enemies. Therefore, video games (as a whole) get a 5/10.
I try to build a box. It's more interesting than that, I promise. Or maybe it's not, but either way you get to see me lose my mind in a way people frequently deem, "humorous."
Every now and then a forum member posts something so creative and impressive that I stop shouting in anger at my monitor. Today I'd like to highlight a particularly amazing post.
If you are Will Wright or anyone at all please read this!
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