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Tech Deal: Iran Trades Pipeline Rights to Gazprom in Exchange for Russian Peaceful Nuclear Warhead Technology
President Medvedev Announces Support for Plan to Build Chechen Mosque at Ground Zero of Ongoing Helicopter Rocket Attack in Grozny
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New 4D Television Only Available in Swimming Pool of Russian Oligarch's Underground Drilling Yacht
USA to Grovel Like Dogs for Access to ISS Mission Using Russian Spacecraft They Helped Pay for in 1990s
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Internet Blog Agitators Force Grainburst Classic Cola Maker Muscovy Sulfur and Aluminum to Deny Claims the Soda Now Contains Hydrogenated Sulfur Syrup
30% of Pakistan Flooded in Aftermath of CIA Drone Attack on Last Waterbender
Analysis: Total Economic Collapse of USA By 2011 Will Cause Fragmentation into 75 City States
At 84 Castro Credits Longevity to Cuba's Superior Healthcare System, Mafia Laziness
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FSB to Switch to 100% Solar Powered Scrotum Electrocutions
Novogornsk Mayor Declares Every Day St. Patrick's Day to Explain Bright Green Lake
Technology Man of Science Institute Announces Discovery of New Superior Russian Strain of Coal Called "Better Coal"
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Every accident will happen on a carpet or a rug 100% of the time. Even if 80% of your floors are tile. Even if 100% of your floors are tile, and you own no rugs.
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
Better than expected, and absolute garbage
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