Thanks for the wisdom Bonnie.

Why does this even need to be asked? There is no better red flag that child abuse is occurring than A BIG RED SWOLLEN ASS!!!

I can hurt you baby. Call me.

I think they trade off positions every summer.

If you post this kind of message on a message board expecting the first reply to contain all the answers you are looking for, you are insane.


Oh it's probably nothing.

And the mob ruled the country. Ah, those were the days.

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