Homeowner's report: Furries dramatically reduce property values by three hundred percent.

Looking for some community service opportunities? Make friends with an anime fan today!

Women's rights activists are marching tonight to speak out against the treatment of women in Japanese entertainment.

Missing Persons Report: Fat internet nerd. If you see someone like this please call police.

Accusations of evil doings have been charged against The Young Men's Club of America late Thursday afternoon. No word yet on if these charges have any merit.

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