I'm not saying I'm gay, but I would prefer seeing two guys fall in love. 
Here's a happy fellow. 
Someone get child services on the phone right now. 
I keep telling Lowtax to fire Shmorky and hire this guy but he never listens! 
Before Weekend Web I bet most of you didn't even know what lolicon was. No need to thank us. We're just doing our job. 
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I get no respect I yell ya, no respect at all! 
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Pardon Our Dust
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DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
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Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
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