You're right. Neanderthals used to club females in the head, drag them into a cave, and rape the hell out of them because they lacked the capacity to communicate their feelings. Sounds like Asperger's to me.


Hope you got ten bucks or a fake email address to reregister.


I jsut wanted to be an aspie...


Any other cool diseases I can claim to have to explain away all my negative traits that drive people away from me?


I wish I could get screened for cancer on the Internet.


Finally, the crutch I was looking for!


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