This site is a lot like Hot or Not, except it just comes right out and asks if you'd have sex with the person. A lot of the result percentages seem way too high, especially for the ugly people, leading me to believe some people will have sex with anything.
Apparently MILF stands for "Holy shit you guys, look at this burned-out biker woman!"
If you ever see this in real life ladies, run from it.
GET BACK TO WORK
The gun show has been cancelled.
"ogcornbread" isn't afraid to say what everyone's thinking.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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