I think the best and the worst part of Weekend Web is seeing the gross private sides of strangers. How would you like it if someone walked up to you on the street and told you they just had sex with a cow? Because that's basically what's going on here.


Do you like your pets? I mean like like? These guys do!

I don't particularly like the taste of oatmeal cookies.

Haha, "WOOF"

Oh, the romance. The forbidden love that was never meant to be.

There is nothing gay about loving "huge cocks n balls"

For most people, a swarm of flies on their genitals wouldn't be considered a good thing.

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