There's a feather in your cap!

Creepdolences to you in your time of tragedy.

It's only suiting that someone calls the police immediately.

So this is truly what it means to be alive.

This ain't your grandpa's Air Bud!

My real passion is playing with legos.

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

About This Column

There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

Copyright ©2020 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.