This is like the World of WarCraft nerd of the rap world.


Oh, I get it now. They are all 14.


THE SENATE BLOODS HAVE TO PASS THE BILL IN THE SENATE BUT THE HOUSE CRIPS CAN BLOCK WITH A MAJORITY VOTE.


These are words to live by.


Special thanks to HulkaMatt, Hitlazers, Hawaiian Shirt, Hemick, catpunch 2006, almightyjimbob, rocsteady, Nayato, Yttrium, N-ER-GEE, softbomb, THE AWESOME GHOST, VinylDood, and blinkertits. These are my niggas for lyfe.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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