Get a camera and a couple of bitches with no self respect.
I can just hear it now: "Oh god I love being this fat. Breathing heavy when I eat, breathing heavy when I get into my motorized cart, breathing heavy when I'm breathing heavy. I love it when people point and laugh at my disgusting fucking body oh god yes."
Let me know when you find her haha!
*must scream and build powerlevel for two straight segments*
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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