Yes! I see nothing but success in your future. There is truly no better way to go about it than this post right here.
Why hello there sadist!
God damnit incest must you sneak in to every single forum?
Try Milwaukee, I hear it's the fattest city in the US!
Where da egg vibes at????? More importantly, what the fuck is an egg vibe?
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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