(e) *comical fart noise*


Come on my fat baby. You gotta experience new things.


Well I COULD have experienced the whole growth aspect of relationships and sex but thank god I was so fucking repulsive to everyone that I never had to worry about it!

I mean, is it because I kinda look like a total douchebag or what?

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