(e) *comical fart noise*
Come on my fat baby. You gotta experience new things.
Well I COULD have experienced the whole growth aspect of relationships and sex but thank god I was so fucking repulsive to everyone that I never had to worry about it!
I mean, is it because I kinda look like a total douchebag or what?
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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