Overview: Lieutenant Sharp and the handful of misfit space marines/actors dumb enough to stay for another sequel blast off for the giant sandbox planet Gauda Prime. Shockingly, their destination is full of faceless enemies, ridiculous CGI monsters, and sub-human levels of banter.
Directed By: Christian Viel, 2009.
The Case For: It's the last Recon movie ever made. For now.
The Case Against: It's still a Recon movie, and if you thought it couldn't get any worse after last time, you're in for an ugly surprise.
Trillaphon: Recon 2023: The Gouda Prime Conspiracy - it's finally happened, someone managed to make a worse trilogy than George Lucas.
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