"I guess what I want is like, a really fat, scary mannequin, with like, 2 long salmon fillets covering its horrible genitals and breasts."

Good thing nobody else in the history of the world has ever had a tattoo like it.

The accounts payable supervisor is going to totally freak when he sees this!

The winged, starving Shirley Temple represents... trucks? Hell, I don't know.

I never would have thought of getting a coughing wolf. Nice.

You're damn right I laugh.

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