Foreskin advocacy has reached a new low.
I have an even better idea. I've gotten great results by slamming my dick in the car door. I've got my foreskin back and then some!
This guy is the circumcised Walt Whitman.
I hate haiku and won't even write one ironically. Real men write sonnets.
If you don't know the percentage of your glans you can force skin over buy our patented glans measuring device! Only $24.95!
THE NEXT PAGE REALLY ISN'T WORKSAFE OR HOMESAFE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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