I like how the smileys go from happy, to drugs, depression, then back to happy. It's like watching a miniature Behind the Music.
You'll love it if you're blind and deaf.
Or any school, for that matter?
PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE
14/fish here r u trout or bass or wut
If someone asked you for a hand they were lifting something heavy like a couch and you should go help them.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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