Here it is, the debate of the century. Should Yoshi wear clothes? YOU DECIDE, AMERICA!!!

Something tells me your ex-boyfriend's sex drive died right before he left you.

What the hell is a "Doppalgangar" and why do these people want to have sex with it?

This is the kind of stuff you should be telling a therapist so you he can prescribe you some very powerful drugs.

More on "Doppalgangars" with a Yoshi lover.

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