This is the internet. Everybody has to be nice to everyone else.

ONE OF THESE FUCKS ACTUALLY USED "you're" CORRECTLY! HOLY SHIT!

My car gets me bowling league babes.

I live in Orange County and let me tell you, the TV show doesn't have nearly as much Mexicans as I see everyday.

40 percent of her body weight is in her breasts. The other 60 percent is in her ass.

It's a retarded beach party!

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