Oh "lowly male" you'll bury us all.

"slipknot tony" has some unresolved issues about his sexuality.

Just wait until my senator hears about this!

Hey "Spontaneous Pleasure" she's most likely as big as a house. Consider yourself forewarned.

Sad news today, a fatal highway accident has left two people dead after their cars collided with eachother. Police are saying that the victims were found dead on arrival with their hands on their genitals. No word yet on if the pair reached climax or not.

Yeah just like every male in the history of mankind. Hell I'm masturbating right now.

She's a piggy piggy.

THIS JUST IN: PEOPLE LOVE SEX!

I wish I were a grill.

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