Your girlfriend is a fucking moron if she cracked up at such a shitty observation.
Don't know if I mentioned it already, but it's gonna be epic.
Ah yes, this is familiar. Before I hit puberty I always wanted to create my own Megaman bosses.
My dad shot himself in the face because of my 5 minute long rubber ducky escapade.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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