Whoops. Spoke too soon.
If it's any consolation, rest assured that Geyl is up in heaven selling virtual garbage to morons...
The only thing I'm going to leave behind as my "Internet legacy" is a whole bunch of intolerance and misinformation about subjects I know nothing about. And isn't that the way it should be?
Uh-oh... the plot thins.
Something that happened on the Internet turned out to not be true? Well, I never.
Uh, thanks for putting me in your will, dad. I'll make sure to take care of these diaper fur avatars for you...
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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