Don't steal from Wal-Mart. You'll end up in a Wal-Mart.


The only thing I liked about the Chuck Norris thing was that lever on Conan. Conan is still pretty good these days but I doubt he's going to get the Tonight Show. Leno has a history of being kind of a bastard and won't give up that show without a fight.

Name yourself "I can't think for myself".

The euro? That explains everything.

Special thanks to Luthier, Pickle Pie, Agitate! Agitate!, The B Man, This is Bill, esc, Max Nitwit, Roguestar and Stomach Anus.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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