Don't steal from Wal-Mart. You'll end up in a Wal-Mart.
THE MEME NEVER DIES.
The only thing I liked about the Chuck Norris thing was that lever on Conan. Conan is still pretty good these days but I doubt he's going to get the Tonight Show. Leno has a history of being kind of a bastard and won't give up that show without a fight.
Name yourself "I can't think for myself".
The euro? That explains everything.
Special thanks to Luthier, Pickle Pie, Agitate! Agitate!, The B Man, This is Bill, esc, Max Nitwit, Roguestar and Stomach Anus.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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