Icky icky icky guys talking in disgusting detail about processes which most normal people really don't like to get into very often. And they're all weird about it too. Just, ewww, yuck.

At first I read this as "Hogan" and had visions of some kind of perverse Hulkamania.

That song that goes "Ho, ho, ho, it's maaagic" is one of the most annoying things in the universe and the guy named "Magic" isn't helping.

False alarm, everybody. Don't panic.

"reecexiv" should make like a tree and not post this shit.

Suddenly "feeling a little Rusty" takes on an entirely new and disgusting meaning.

This probably makes for some really great dinner conversation.

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