You've got to really have hit rock bottom when you do this for fun.
For those about to read, I salute you. And sort of feel bad for you.
Welcome to the world of spontaneous ejaculations! Don't let them stamp your passport because it'll look weird!
The party smiley shows ".iNeViTaBLe." knows how to have a good time! (The post above that, a little less so.)
"Newguy" discovers the existential isolation of life.
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That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Pretzelcoatl, Capt_Jim, rigamarock, Psychedelic Eyeball, MrZodiac, templar187, NoControl, Y. Signal, Cyberventurer, Flying-Nugs, maxnmona, Avalanche, atheist peas, nick_insipide, Robot Police, Isosceles, Archr5, Phizzle, Jedimastafez, RjY, BukkakeParty, igloo house, kremit, and argz.
Know of a terrible forum that should be featured in a future Weekend Web? Please send me a link!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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