Not true to the source, eat shit South Park.

HEY, COW, I FUCKED YOUR MOM.

Oh man I'm totally drunk I can't believe I'm about to let this animal get all up in me. Oh boy somebody better stop me because I'm so drunk.

***ASIDE FROM THE FEMALE PART, I DOUBT IT***

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