A new take on an old favorite:

In the same vein, just because it HAS uses doesn't mean it will BE used.

Power gamers, start saving up your DKP. You'll need it,

Drops That Will Make You Call the Cops

The best thing about Legendary Weapons are their scarcity.

Could be the lynchpin in certain duels.

Speaking of the races, I hear that slower is better.

And for those of you who think your time is valuable:

And finally, a new ranged weapon to shoot for:

I think that small taste should tide you over until Blizzard disappoints you with it's official list of knick-knacks and doodads. Speaking of disappointments, I am curious to other MMORPGs you might have played, or currently do play. That's right - I am that one person on the Internet that actually cares about your shitty opinion! So please, write to me at [email protected] and tell me what could be done better - or don't and see who cares. Because I won't.

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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