A new take on an old favorite:

In the same vein, just because it HAS uses doesn't mean it will BE used.

Power gamers, start saving up your DKP. You'll need it,

Drops That Will Make You Call the Cops

The best thing about Legendary Weapons are their scarcity.

Could be the lynchpin in certain duels.

Speaking of the races, I hear that slower is better.

And for those of you who think your time is valuable:

And finally, a new ranged weapon to shoot for:

I think that small taste should tide you over until Blizzard disappoints you with it's official list of knick-knacks and doodads. Speaking of disappointments, I am curious to other MMORPGs you might have played, or currently do play. That's right - I am that one person on the Internet that actually cares about your shitty opinion! So please, write to me at [email protected] and tell me what could be done better - or don't and see who cares. Because I won't.

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

More The Art of Warcraft

This Week on Something Awful...

  • The Fandangling Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    The Fandangling Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'

  • Enter: the Lead Loremaster

    Enter: the Lead Loremaster

    I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.