Submitted by Paul Rice
Sometimes - perhaps once in a lifetime - hindsight shows us moments where one single, solitary act could have forever changed history for the better: the plot to assassinate Hitler succeeding, Gore winning in 2000, the Spanish Inquisition never happening, etc.
To this long and solemn list, I'd like to add "a 50 megaton nuclear bomb exploding in Cave In Rock, Illinois sometime around August 8th, 2009".
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!