A couple of weeks ago, the Goldmine took a look at a bunch of creatures which were disgusting to look at, but we were able to look past their physical flaws and fall in love with their good natured personalities. Since everyone reading this is more than likely a disgusting boil on the face of humanity and believes that one day they will be noticed for their inner-beauty, the article was a success. Here is the second part featuring more gruesome yet lovable drawings from the forum goons who had nothing better to do with their time.

Here are three contributions from Internet Janitor who's behind this whole mess, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and clean it up for him.




Attack Cat has a subtle way of letting you know that he hates you through the medium of pencil drawing.


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