A couple of weeks ago, the Goldmine took a look at a bunch of creatures which were disgusting to look at, but we were able to look past their physical flaws and fall in love with their good natured personalities. Since everyone reading this is more than likely a disgusting boil on the face of humanity and believes that one day they will be noticed for their inner-beauty, the article was a success. Here is the second part featuring more gruesome yet lovable drawings from the forum goons who had nothing better to do with their time.
Here are three contributions from Internet Janitor who's behind this whole mess, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and clean it up for him.
Attack Cat has a subtle way of letting you know that he hates you through the medium of pencil drawing.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.