A couple of weeks ago, the Goldmine took a look at a bunch of creatures which were disgusting to look at, but we were able to look past their physical flaws and fall in love with their good natured personalities. Since everyone reading this is more than likely a disgusting boil on the face of humanity and believes that one day they will be noticed for their inner-beauty, the article was a success. Here is the second part featuring more gruesome yet lovable drawings from the forum goons who had nothing better to do with their time.
Here are three contributions from Internet Janitor who's behind this whole mess, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and clean it up for him.
Attack Cat has a subtle way of letting you know that he hates you through the medium of pencil drawing.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.