don't you wish your uncle was hot. like. me.
Today's ALOD isn't Work-Safe at all, but it's a fascinating read about the craziest coot of them all. Uncle Dirty manages to out dirty, out old and out bastard Old Dirty Bastard - it might be totally disgusting but you might not be able to look away. The author is right, we probably can learn a lot about an 87 year old bodybuilder who has a serious obsession with the male figure, handcrafting thongs & hating fat people. For example, I didn't even realize you could make your own thong. Thank you, Uncle Dirty. Thank you for sharing your life with us.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.