don't you wish your uncle was hot. like. me.
Today's ALOD isn't Work-Safe at all, but it's a fascinating read about the craziest coot of them all. Uncle Dirty manages to out dirty, out old and out bastard Old Dirty Bastard - it might be totally disgusting but you might not be able to look away. The author is right, we probably can learn a lot about an 87 year old bodybuilder who has a serious obsession with the male figure, handcrafting thongs & hating fat people. For example, I didn't even realize you could make your own thong. Thank you, Uncle Dirty. Thank you for sharing your life with us.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.