don't you wish your uncle was hot. like. me.

"At 86 years old he is still completely obsessed with body building. Although he stopped working out a few years ago, he still spends much of his time admiring the body that a lifetime of weight training has given him by taking digital photos and videos of himself in his various homemade thongs."

Today's ALOD isn't Work-Safe at all, but it's a fascinating read about the craziest coot of them all. Uncle Dirty manages to out dirty, out old and out bastard Old Dirty Bastard - it might be totally disgusting but you might not be able to look away. The author is right, we probably can learn a lot about an 87 year old bodybuilder who has a serious obsession with the male figure, handcrafting thongs & hating fat people. For example, I didn't even realize you could make your own thong. Thank you, Uncle Dirty. Thank you for sharing your life with us.

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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