The first thing that greets you upon visiting Starman.com is a background image that consists of nebulous space testicles, tiled over and over again. This is, unfortunately, the most professional element of this entire website, which serves as the resume & misplaced pride of GeorgeStaropoli. If it was just another Geocities-esque, made in 1997, Best Viewed With Netscape! 2.0 type of ALOD, it probably wouldn't be worth your time. However, old George has been hard at work updating his personal site, making sure it remains as exciting as it was in 1995. What's the Starman's secret?
Teens, test drive your future --
one of a number of possible futures
An exciting, educational game simulating growing up in America !
From what I understand, the game is about using the Force to blow up invading UFOs while not becoming addicted to drugs or HIV. I would try to install it, but unfortunately I lack a working copy of Windows 3.1, so America will continue to remain a mystery. It's probably for the best.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.