Today's ALOD is about the war that rages on inside each and everyone of us - The Battle Against Teenage Boners. I'm sure that teenagers, boys and girls alike, are struggling with an inopportune hankering for pornography, and they aren't sure what to do about it. Teens Against Porn offers a myriad of effective anti-perversion devices, such as:
Now, if the website was about teenagers that used to make pornography, this would be a pretty funny & interesting place to check out. Unfortunately, they accidentally saw a nipple when they were 12 and are just taking preventative measures to ensure they are never aroused again. Need anti-porn podcasts? CHECK OUT TEH pr0ncast.
Oh yes, the Internet NEEDS another podcast, especially one about the horrors of Sex and Porn and Jesus and The Bible and Morality and It's Hilarious That There Are People That Seriously Listen To This Dumb Boring Puritan Bullshit. The narrator's voice does a pretty good job of setting the mood, though.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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