History shows that the worst web comics cannot be made by one person, nay, it takes a village of idiots. From The New Yorker to Penny Arcade, time tells us that you need a terrible artist AND writer, and not just one person who's bad at both artforms. With that being said, today's ALOD is Dilbert for the mentally retarded.
"Workrfun" consists of a sassy, frog like turdling who explains Office Life like it really is. Unfortunately, office work is incredibly boring, and Toady doesn't seem to take any effort to punch it up a bit. The rest of his co-workers are Stars, Cats,or angry relatives of Toucan Sam. It never bothers to explain why large bodies of gas are associated with celestial bodies of burning gas, nor what exactly it is they do in their workplace. I'm assuming it's those animal horoscopes you see at the grocery store. There's a blog too, to help the reader relate to Toady's hilarious ordeals.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.