You might remember this ALOD from last month. Well, they've recently done a site update - and things not only became worse and more fictious, but they also increased the price by $100! I'm assuming that the cost went up due to increased marketing expenditures (making fake myspaces, spamming forums and email accounts, and awesome youtubes), but also for their fledgling legal department:
Subject:comment from http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/alod-xray-glasses.php
From: "antony sopa" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Mon, January 21, 2008 6:30 pm
it you don't remove your comment from <http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/alod-xray-glasses.php> some people will find you and put you away this is the lost time we ask you nicely delete your comment immeadetly we know how you are and ware you leave..
I'm disheartened Dr. Gerald or Dr. Jerald couldn't personally write me back. Nonetheless, if you wish to be ripped off for $350, or at least flirt with the idea of being ripped off for $350, please visit today's ALOD. With any luck, they will continue to send me death threats over the newfound popularity of their website. Feel free to email Antony with any questions you may have about their fabulous product, and be sure to let him know who referred you. Maybe if I'm lucky he'll send me some kickbacks!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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