The SA Forum Goons made superheroes last year. They were terrible superheroes, but that was by design, of course. They could create real, awesome superheroes anytime they wanted, especially if they teamed up on the project. They can accomplish anything by working together, really. The last time they collaborated on an art project, the Goons wanted to draw a beautiful woman, and look how that turned out! It was like Weird Science starring the 2011 version Kelly LeBrock! Anyway, meet the new saviors of your crime-ridden Big American Cities!

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