Captain Euro, submitted by Tom. Who needs to market money? Money is what every single person who doesn't buy things with some sort of grub worm wants. Apparently the European Union felt the need to market their Euro and created the worst superhero since that kid on Captain Planet who has the "heart" power: Captain Euro. He supports free trade!
SAVE THE MONEY! HURRY!
I sure want to exchange all my American Dollars for Euros now! Thanks Captain Euro!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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