Captain Euro, submitted by Tom. Who needs to market money? Money is what every single person who doesn't buy things with some sort of grub worm wants. Apparently the European Union felt the need to market their Euro and created the worst superhero since that kid on Captain Planet who has the "heart" power: Captain Euro. He supports free trade!
SAVE THE MONEY! HURRY!
I sure want to exchange all my American Dollars for Euros now! Thanks Captain Euro!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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