"I was about to do one of these for some minor star wars character that was on screen for a second, before I realized that dude probably has four or five books written about him somewhere," explained forums poster entropy. It's a valid excuse, as far as "why I'm posting in a Photoshop thread without including an image" disclaimers go. Still, Star Wars aside, most minor characters never end up in novels, instead relegated to the galleries of disturbingly obsessed deviantArtists. But what if these characters were granted full-length films? Other than "very few people would go see them," what then? The SA Goons made some promo posters, just in case.
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SkyMall Product Review: Singing Gondolier
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
The Many Powers of the 100% Brain
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Celebrating 25 Years Of Everyone's Favorite Character: Crowd Guy
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Owls with Human Legs!
Finally, the SA Goons find a worthy spiritual successor to 'Birds with Human Hands'!
VIDEO GAME TV
Audio from television shows about video games, mixed and mashed and then set to animation
About This Column
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!
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