Mistress Demonique, submitted by Seccan. Mistress Demonique is what happens to women who fail out of beauty school but aren't quite sadsack enough to become a full-on hooker. Then they hire someone with rudimentary Flash skills and the Internet is exposed to their dyspeptic brand of harlotry.

Hello shrimps and scums, I am a 33 year old, vastly experienced, dramatic, creative, intelligent Pro Dominatrix in the Detroit area. I have a 1000 sq. foot, two story dungeon in Detroit near the old Tiger Stadium.

Professional domination and professional baseball, together at last! Mistress Demonique isn't just a hardcore BDSM maven in her off-hours, she also plays one on DVD in classics like "Babysitting Evilena's SCUM."

Watch this action packed video featuring foot worship, electrotorture, cock and ball torture, nipple torture, ass worship, smothering, trampling and thorough humiliation with adult baby play, public exhibition, dildo play and a wicked toilet scene.

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– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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