The Duchess LISSA!, submitted by Kim. Speaking of weight problems, what the hell is going on with this? The duchess Lissa is ONE FUCKING HOT PIN UP GIRL!
5 years ago I weighed 260 lbs and looked like a potato. A friend who was visiting had been listening to my moans about not being able to find a partner, and finally broke in with "How do you expect to attract someone looking like that?" It made me mad but later when I had time to reflect I had to admit the comment was true.I went on a diet, nothing special just counting the calories and over the next 2 years I dropped down to my current 77 kilo (170 lbs).
Awesome for you, Lissa! Now, you don't look like a potato - you look like a horribly monstrosity with your ribs crushed into a corset! At this website, you people will find an endless supply of insane pictures and ramblings from this crazy English broad. I won't even subject you to the horrors of the image labeled "The Working Gal." But if you happen to see it while scrolling down about three quarters to the bottom of the website, I can't be blamed.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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