Even at its most "normal," taxidermy is a creepy business in which people create sculptures using animal hides as their clay. But the Monster Gallery deals in rogue taxidermy, which means the artist might take the carrion of some "really scraped-up road kill" and "make all his wounds and road-burns look nastier than they did before!" Finally, someone is catering to the aesthetics of people disappointed by the insufficient nastiness of gore-leaking squirrels!
Behold the stitched-together glory of Haunted Temple Demon and the Magical Mystery Undead Bird Thing of Doom!
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