Even at its most "normal," taxidermy is a creepy business in which people create sculptures using animal hides as their clay. But the Monster Gallery deals in rogue taxidermy, which means the artist might take the carrion of some "really scraped-up road kill" and "make all his wounds and road-burns look nastier than they did before!" Finally, someone is catering to the aesthetics of people disappointed by the insufficient nastiness of gore-leaking squirrels!
Behold the stitched-together glory of Haunted Temple Demon and the Magical Mystery Undead Bird Thing of Doom!
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This Week on Something Awful...
Our New Drone is Our Least Menacing Yet
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
The Totally Sane, Healthy World of IMDB User Lists
IMDB user lists can be used to rank film buffs' favorite movies and creators. 90% of these lists have names like "My Harem" and "Far East Pleasures Karma Sutra Women of Beauty"
Remorseful Hitman Kid: The Final Chapter!
Please buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images. I have a family
How to Talk to Your Teenage Son or Daughter!
So what do you cool bros think about Mike's hard lemonade? *dab*
Remorseful Hitman Kid 2.0!
[clearing throat] I SAID "buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images".
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