Even at its most "normal," taxidermy is a creepy business in which people create sculptures using animal hides as their clay. But the Monster Gallery deals in rogue taxidermy, which means the artist might take the carrion of some "really scraped-up road kill" and "make all his wounds and road-burns look nastier than they did before!" Finally, someone is catering to the aesthetics of people disappointed by the insufficient nastiness of gore-leaking squirrels!
Behold the stitched-together glory of Haunted Temple Demon and the Magical Mystery Undead Bird Thing of Doom!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.