Stuffed Animal Rights, submitted by sk8r900. I guess I'm a little out of touch with the world of the internet "Underground" after all, because there is a big group of people who honestly sees nothing wrong with having sex with stuffed animals. Now I'm an open-minded gal when it comes to stuff like fetishes. I figure that to each his own and what not and as long as it doesn't hurt anyone then it can't really be that bad. I am even able to say, "Well, if you are a plushie that's fine and gross, but I hope that you at least know you're fucked in the brain." Then there's this website:
This web site focuses on the rights of stuffed animals, by providing a forum for discussing the philosophical grounds for stuffed animal rights. The contributors are themselves stuffed animals, and speak from both personal experience and from theoretical postures.
Ohhhhh good. I really don't know that I can deal with a subculture that wants to insert their penises in a stuffed animal over and over again AND THINKS THAT THAT PRACTICE IS JusT FINE AND DANDY. And by "deal with" I mean that I'm not so sure I will be able to stop myself from going on a wild shooting rampage. Of death. And blood.
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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