WTF Ministries, submitted by Random_Tangent. Hey,I hope you guys like stupid, obvious jokes and puns, because that's all you're gonna get with this ALoD!
W.T.F. is an evangelical, Pentecostal ministry that believes in the full Bible, rightly divided. W.T.F. embraces the Trinity; God the Father, God the Son, God the Holy Spirit. W.T.F. believes in the virgin birth of the Son of God, Jesus Christ and the salvation plan. That redemption came freely given by Him through the shedding of His blood on a cross by death. Also, that Jesus rose on the third day after His death and is now at the right hand of God the Father and will return for those who acknowledge Him through salvation that He is the Lord of all.
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